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Ballads Made Me Fall Asleep: American Idol Top 10 Girls Sing Slow Stuff
Is it just my imagination, but didn’t they have both a male & female in American Idol’s opening animation in previous seasons? Or three sort of asexual illuminated figures? All I know is that this...
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The Boys Are Alright: American Idol Top 10 Guys Sing in Vegas
Let’s hope I don’t fall asleep for #idolboys because face it, last night’s Top 10 #idolgirls was a REAL snoozer. While I’m still confused while the American Idol app looks just like a Windows Tablet,...
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And there was a collective yawn: American Idol 12 Top 10 Revealed
Tonight in Las Vegas, tourists with a deep abiding adoration for both Ringo Starr and the Russian Swing can breathe a sigh of relief, as Love returns to the Mirage stage and American Idol returns to...
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But you look great: American Idol 12 goes live with the Top 10
Um…where is Nicki Minaj? Homegirl sure knows how to make an entrance. Tonight (finally), American Idol goes live with the most boring Top 10 ever assembled. So boring, they’re even singing songs...
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I actually blogged about 1/3 of Idol tonight! Top 8 do Motown or something
Please note: EXTREMELY ABBREVIATED RECAP GIVEN THIS WEEK’S BOSTON UNDERGROUND FILM FESTIVAL DUTIES! The annual Motown episode of American Idol, otherwise known as the night when we see how far Smokey...
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The Cruelest Cut Cuts Cruelly: American Idol Top 8 Results
First—are we sure the tiny backup singer IS NOT Ramiele Malubay? And how can I remember that name but I can’t recall the name of the really cool Stark daughter on Game Of Thrones? Those are just a...
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Say A Little Prayer For Dudes: American Idol Top 6 means you just need to...
Spring is here! I think. No more feeling down, like a someone wielding a penis this season on American Idol. Lazaro is still packing heat and everyone hates him, but then again, no one really seems...
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There Will Be Ballads: American Idol 13 Top 5 Girls
Truth be told, blogging or even watching American Idol just seems even more pointless and soul-killing than usual this evening—and it has nothing to do with the oddly, glazed-over dead-eye faux-fierce...
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The Harry Connick Jr. Show: American Idol might be a joke—but he’s actually...
So I missed last week. But that doesn’t really count, ya know? Because there are still FOUR GIRLS in the competition. And American Idol is still pulling its desperate tricks to be talked about—now...
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